Who is Brooks Is A Crook? What happened to him?

1985: All at sea in Deng Xiaoping’s mainland China.

Three very, very psychic Chinese gentlemen (and me)

Mickey at The Little Red School House, Greenwich Village, NYC.

The Dish at Yosemite

Windows of Rosie Seagrave’s flat

Ben and the Dish

Ben and another Dish

Beautiful lady in China with her son

California in October. Terrible weather that time of year. (Do they even have weather…that you can talk about? SCORCHIOOOOO!)

Snogged Caroline and Michelle in the back of the purple Mini here.

Ibiza airport baggage hall about 3 am. Very friendly gentleman who had just helped win Chelsea the Premier League title. Bastard.

Only the best will do for Jodie Bunny during Lockdown 2.0

Actually, I paid Donald Trump to sit the examination for me

DWP solicitor, prior to a meeting on government premises:

“You mean the Dish. I call him the Dish.”

Yummy. I was hot. What a waste.

And I knew it…Still, what a waste.

Boy: Sorry…you’re saying…girls…actually…like… sex?!!

Jodie: Un hunh.

Boy: Jodie, that’s not true.

Jodie laughs.

Boy: Jodie, you can’t go around saying that. This is Sussex University.

Jodie laughs uncontrollably.

Boy: Jodie…you’re laughing at me.

Jodie continues to laugh.

I’ve got that. You’re laughing at me. But you’re not cruel. Why don’t I feel you’re cruel? I don’t know why. I just feel that. [Long pause] Are you actually saying, you…I mean girls…like…sex? Sex?? For God’s sake!

Jodie cannot stop laughing.

Boy: That’s fucking. Girls like fucking? Oohhh come on! Oh my God. No! Oh my God. [Long pause] You are saying, you are actually saying: Girls. Like. Fucking??!! [Another long pause, can’t believe this. Incredulous, but half-wishing it might be so.] That’s ridiculous. That can’t be true.

Jodie [laughing, after a pause]: Why not?

Boy [After a very, very long pause. Stumped.]: I have no idea.

Jodie continues laughing at him.

Boy: Jodie…I’m scared.

Jodie [controlling herself, out of kindness]: OK.

Alas, Stefen Edberg only scraped a 2:1

“Jodie Foster’s on me…” ??? What on earth could that be about???

“The walls of ignorance and fear around him…?” Who IS “him’?

Had to be didn’t it Sam..? The fucking church of JC, the pure text messiah, the saviour of FUCK NOTHING.

Devil parents

Fuck off Special Measures! Fuck off!

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When Jennifer Lawrence laughs the birds don’t sing, they listen.
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Jennifer woke in heaven with stars in her hair.